Aug 8-11th, 2013
IF YOU HAVE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER, BRING IT..
THE FIRE DANGER IS VERY HIGH THIS YEAR.
RUSTYLAND (The History)
Who is Rusty ?
Many years ago (1995) a very unique individual, Jerry Lee Russell Jr. (AKA. Rusty), thought it would be fun to invite 20 or 30 of his closest WELL Armed, Beer Drinkin, Crank It Up !! type of friends and go campin' in the middle of the forest. Start the biggest bonfire we could, and just do whatever the hell we want.
What is RustyLand ?
Rustyland is place where guys can be guys, and do what they do best... "PARTY till ya passout, wakeup and party some more". In the years gone by we've had up to 40+ guys show up to the party.
Legends exist of Rusty actually being able to keep his 77' Bronco in once piece long enough to drive and climb something, but this vision has eluded the majority of the RustyLand patrons...
Well, it sounded good then and it sounds good NOW!! So it's time once again to crank up the generator, pile on the couches, BLOW the hell out of some stuffed animals, and have ourselves one hell of a good time!
Every year it gets Bigger, Louder, More Crazy, and it is always a great time. So make sure you make it to the This years RustyLand. Held on the second weekend of August every year.
As always spread the news, everyone is welcome (guys only) as long as you think they will have a good time, don't want anyone getting shot.
Oh yeah... don't forget the couches!!!!
Why Guys Only? you ask. Well the girls say it best themselves. How many times have you had a chick tell you "You act different around your friends". DUH!!!
Look, most of us that attend Rustyland are either married, live with a girl or are actively dating girls. No matter how cool you think your girl is, there are certain things she will not understand, cuz she is a girl. It goes way back to the caveman. She wont understand that either, so dont us it on her. This is your chance to get it out of your system, so you can control yourself the rest of the year around your girls. Its a Win/Win.
Example: Lets say (because you can) you get so drunk you shit yourself, hey it happens!! I know, Im a guy. Your buddies, or even guys you just met, will just make fun of you and offer you another beer. After the digs and jokes have died down, you will live in Rustyland emphamy as the guy who got so drunk he shat himself !!
Now, if your wife/girlfriend was to witness this, she would proabably leave you and I dont mean at Rustyland. I mean permantly. She would definitely be disgusted with you and never let you forget how much you embarrased her. She would constantly remind you not to drink to much every time you even glanced at a tasty beverage.